Filed under: Auburn, LSU, Michigan, West Virginia, Coaching, All That and a Bag of MailWednesday was a rough 24 hours. First, I killed my quadriceps running the 40 at D1 Sports in Nashville. About yard 30, my quad popped and I went down once across the finish line. You can watch the video here. Trust me, it's pretty entertaining. That night, I went out to watch Jackass 3D, finally, in the movie theater. I went with a buddy, and I bought us each a 24 ounce beer to take into the movie.
My logic was sound. It was a late night move, I've been sneaking things in since 1986, and I've never had a single issue, and it was 'Jackass 3D,' a movie that is 14,000 percent better with alcohol. In fact, there might not have been a movie released this year that improves more with alcohol than 'Jackass 3D.' Surely we wouldn't get narced, right?
Wrong.
About 40 minutes in, right after the scene when Johnny Knoxville gets run over by a buffalo, we're asked to leave by a security guard wearing a full dress uniform and carrying, wait for it, a gun. Seriously, a gun. What goes down at suburban movie theaters that would require an armed guard? Are you going to shoot someone for using too much butter at the self-help dispenser? So we have to pour out our beer -- my companion was a 41 year-old married father of three -- and we're escorted out of the theater by the security guard and the 22 year-old manager wearing one of those ill-fitting movie manager suits. Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments
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